You have a strong coding background and have an awesome knowledge of PHP. Just like us, you criticize every badly made website you stumble upon.
Social media flows through your veins, you dream about new stories to share at night. Taking second place in Google's organic search results makes you shiver.
All current technologies are debatable, which is why you are constantly on the lookout for new ones. You prefer a day in a data center over sitting at the office.
CSS is your native language. You’re a padding freak and get slightly nauseous when imagining this website in Comic Sans MS.